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Stock Market Lingo

If you're going to be a successful investor, it's imperative that you speak the language. The following financial and investing terms have been compiled as a public service of The Institute Of Higher Earning where we never stop thinking of ways to serve you. How would you like to be cooked?

Bear Market
A 6 to 18-month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

"Buy, Buy"
A flight attendant making market recommendations as you step off the plane.

Broker
What my broker has made me.

Bull Market
A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

Cash Flow
The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

Call Option
Something people used to do with a telephone in ancient times before e-mail.

CEO
Chief Embezzlement Officer

CFO
Corporate Fraud Officer

Financial Planner
A guy who remembers his wallet when he runs to the 7-11 for toilet paper.

Institutional Investor
Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.

Market Correction
The day after you buy stocks.

Momentum Investing
The fine art of buying high and selling low.

P/E Ratio
The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

Profit
Religious guy who talks to God.

Standard & Poor
Your life in a nutshell.

Stock Analyst
Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

Stock Split
When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.

Value Investing
The art of buying low and selling lower.

Windows 2000
What you jump out of when you're the sucker that bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.

Yahoo
What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.

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Gold
Hyperinflation
Market Indexes
Peak oil
Pension crisis
Plain old inflation
Real estate bubble
Social (in)Security?
U.S. Debt Clock
U.S. Dollar Index

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